What would you do if someone said to you...  
What would you do if someone said to you: go stick your head in a bucket full of poo.
What would you do if someone said to you: go kiss a wombat wouldn't you?
What would you do if someone said to you: why don't you just vomit in your shoe?
If you don't know what to do, I'll give you advice:  PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. What would you do if...PUNCH!!!!!!